McDonalds Model

Im fat. no no no dont start with the bullshit crap about how no your not you may not be skinny but your not fat, but i know im fat. That nasty flap of tummy fat that hangs over your jeans when your sitting down. Yeah, i know you have it too. You've got to if you have time to sit and read my blog. thats pathetic my dear friend, were in the same boat. I can say nah im good i eat vegetables i work out sometimes. hahaha but the thing is. i dont. not at all. for example, as i write this - im watching Americas next top model while eating McDonalds! that is a new low gentlemen. I deserve an award- im not exactly sure what for but i know i deserve one. I should start doing yoga... haha! no seriously i really should... ill attempt to start that. soon.